Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Un chien sans pattes : Learn French with a joke !

For this second video, I decided to go with humor. Or at least I tried !
I've picked this joke because I think it’s funny and because its vocabulary is not too complicated.

A few of you have complained about the fact that I did not clearly translate the joke in English. This was what I intended to do, because I think immersion is good in order to learn. But maybe, as many pointed out, I’ve 'over-rated' your average level, and it just got you confused.

So, first thing, I want to announce that the next video to be uploaded on my channel will be intended for people that don’t know any word of French at all. So I’m sure you won’t be lost this time !
The second thing, is that I am –finally- going to post the English translation of that mysterious joke ! Here it is :
-         How do you call a dog who doesn’t have paws ?
-         You don’t call it, you go pick it up !

For those you STILL haven’t understood the joke, let me break it down to you !! The question is “how do you CALL a dog with no paws”, so you’re looking for a word that designates a dog in this situation.
But the answer is “you don’t call it, you pick it up”, so you can realize it was a pun over the word “call”, as the answer gives a new light to the question, which is now understood as “how do you call a dog with no paws in order for it to come to you?”.
Argh, I’m not good at explaining jokes, but hopefully it’s all clearer for you now.

Anyway, if you still haven’t understood, there’s not much I can do for you now. Just watch the video again and again until it hits you ! Or you can also read its transcription below !



 Comment appelle t'on un chien qui n'a pas de pattes ?
On l'appelle pas, on va le chercher !

Avez-vous compris la blague ?
[Have you understood the joke ?]

I'm sure you know what un chien  is.
Maybe you don't know what  une patte  is. This is a patte. [Paw]

To understand this joke, you got to understand the double meaning of the verb appeler.

Appeler means to give a name to someone or something. For instance : Ma soeur s'appelle Marie. My sister's name is Marie or My sister is called Marie.

But appeler also means to call someone in order for that personn to come to you. For instance : « Le diner est prêt, appelle ta soeur ! ». Diner's ready, call your sister.

Now I'm sure you completely understand the joke !

Comment appelle t'on un chien qui n'a pas de pattes ?
On l'appelle pas, on va le chercher !